Saturday, January 12, 2008

Can We Talk??

First of all, Everyone? Thanks so much for wishing my Zuddy a happy birthday! He was completely overwhelmed and he said it was the best birthday present EV-AH!

Second? Yikes.

Do I come out with my dirty little musical secret?

I don't know.

I really want to talk about the concert my pal Michelle and I went to last night because we laughed the entire evening.......AT people.
And THAT isn't nice.
No, it's not.
But the people watching was awesome, I tell you. Simply AWESOME.

I don't know.....I'll think about it. But first of all? Let's talk about THIS:

This is an Ad I found in People magazine . It's for VH-1's show Rock Of Love 2 with Brett Michaels.

Anything kind of staring you in the freakin' face? Hmmm? Huh?

Oh my.......ummmmm......Brett? Uh, you've got something on your.......uh-no.....not there - lower. Lower......loooowwwwer........llllllloooooooowwwwwwer.


I think it's a SOCK.

I mean, COME ON!!! I saw this ad and CRACKED UP!!!! Then I wanted to share it with you, but I had to do some digging to find the photo on line.....and I found a couple other photos I'd like to share with you: first of all, I went to the vh1 website and looked at photos of all the girls vying for "Mr. Sock-in-his pants" 's affections.

That's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. But-hey, it's good blogging fodder, so here's the only photo I saved:

Wow, huh? I mean, whoa - right? Makes me really appreciate a GOOD plastic surgeon's work.

Then I found a TON of Brett Michaels' photos. And on the ones where he's REALLY trying to look sexy? He makes his lips all pouty and his eyes all squinty. Like this:

So that's all I have to share today. For now. But I'm feeling exceptionally snarky today. And giggly.


Jen@The Cottage Nest said...

I am almost speechless. What does it say about americans that we put that kind of stuff on tv and call it entertainment? I think I'll be watching pbs or something instead! I hope you decide to share your concert snarkiness!

LLA said...

my *EYES*!!!!!


my poor, poor eyes....

(tee hee hee hee hee)

Sister Honey Bunch said...

I saw him last night on Talk Soup promoting his show. I just stared at him fascinated trying to figure out WHY women would vie for his attention. Then I saw the photo you posted of the woman who looks like she's either been rode hard and put away wet, or she's a dude. It all makes sense now in a really icky way.

PLO said...

What a riot. I had the (mis)fortune of seeing Poison back in the day. In Brett Michael's wisdom, he told the audience to move forward to the front so they could be closer to him. I was on the main floor, and narrowly escaped being trampled to death. From out of nowhere a girl pulled me up to the second level and saved me. Maybe that girls collagen lips and other surgery were reconstructive due to a concert injury...ha ha.

Kellie said...

Ok. I need to know what concert.
And I've watched that train wreck, I must admit... Because you just can't believe that there are women out there like that until you see it, sometimes. Ewww!

restyled home said...

I don't know about you, but that bottom photo looks a heck of a lot like Fergie (another "winner"). As for the sock, the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo was (me being me...painfully unaware of who Brett Michaels is...) "Is that a man or a woman?"...and then, "Man, I wish I looked like that in a bikini"...and THEN the sock!! What a loser he is, but then again, if he looks that much like a woman, the illusion goes a long way towards clearing up that gender mystery!!

See? I'm a bit snarky today, too!!


Sarah said...

Okay.... Okay, I admit it I watched Rock of Love religiously (no hate mail please)! I love me some reality TV, and I could not pull myself away from all those crazy girls... it takes my mind off folding laundry :) And I will watch it again... but that "girl" at the end of your post.... I may have to cover my eyes when she comes on the screen...LOL

gordostyle said...

Oh my're gonna die when I tell you this. As I was looking at the pouting picture of Brett, out of the corner of my eye, I saw your sideline that read I like cock! Ok, I'm not one for saying that word... but it totally had me do a double take and it really said, I like to cook. Must have had the first picture on the brain!

Ok, sorry if this if offensive...I just totally about had a heartattack when I thought I saw that and just had to share!


Anonymous said...

Ok Mart-
If Sarah can admit that she watches Rock of Love you can share where you were last night.
I was crying when I hung up from you. I started laughing out loud again just thinking about the underwear and the lady with the glow stick.
You have got to share some stories.

Michelle said...

Okay, first of all, your can trust your Internets not to hate you for your supposed music transgressions. Second, I need to get things done today, and I'm just going to keep checking your blog to see if you get snarky enough to tell the stories. Third, see, there's this thing call "google", and it can "tell" you all kinds of things, like, say, oh, I don't know. . . where you were last night! Because I know! Come on, fess up and give us all some good laughs!

Anonymous said...

Brett was in town a couple of weeks ago performing at a club. A coworker was a a hotel bar near the club and a couple of girls from last years show were at the bar acting like the high class girls they are. Well my coworker made some comment about not knowing who they were and one of the girls said to her "I cant believe you dont know who I am, you are the only one in America that doesnt watch the show". Coworker cracked up laughing and walked away from her.
She said she was a crazy redhead.

Lisa said...

I am so sick of all this crap being shown on "regular" TV. VOMIT!

The parents should be so proud of their children.

HoneyBunch is right- she looks like a DUDE-totally.

The Garage Gourmet said...

Being rather worldly, and a man of expereince... I'm quite certain it is a cucumber..wrapped in foil...and it will cause problems going through airport security.

Cutzi said...

I am just laughing at all of this. I had to come back twice to read your entire post because the first time? Well, the first time I was at my mac - which I NEVER use to check blogs - and Steele happened to be standing right there next to me and I did not want his innocent little two year old brain to be forever emblazoned with the picture of that man-woman. I quickly scrolled down and had to check back later with my laptop.

I am seriously cracking up at the post and also all the comments. Your internets have an awfully good sense of humor.

Lisa @ Take90West said...

Brett Michaels and the girl look like the same person!

Sadly, I was a fan.

Thirkellgirl said...

Oh, Martha, I'm afraid you and I would really get into trouble in real life. If you don't already read it, you've got to check out "Go Fug Yourself." I can't seem to post a link, but just google it. Signed, your evil blog-friend, Thirkellgirl. Lol.

Mrs. Jones said...

Wow. What a yummy treat! Pouty lips and an enormous, um, sock, get me every time.

And I don't even know what to say about her.

Ok, I'm reading comments now and I'm actually grossed out at the thought that it could be a cucumber. Which got me thinking ... what is the *real* item like ... a baby carrot?

Same thing happened to me that happened to Cutzi. I'm browsing through this post and Mr. Jones walked up. I don't even know what he's thinking.

Penny said...

I think I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that "woman's" picture. YUCK!

MOTY said...

I am crying I'm laughing so hard! My husband and I Tivo that show because of its utter ridiculousness! Who enters a competition for that????