Monday, August 24, 2009

Neighborhood News....

This little tidbit is in a neighborhood newspaper I picked up at our little neighborhood grocery store 1 town over from us.



It's from the summary of area Police Reports:

Alcohol - A drunk and disoriented woman was removed from a restaurant Aug. 2nd on the xxxx block of Blaine Avenue. She repeatedly asked police where she was. A preliminary breath test registered a blood alcohol level of (holy crap!) .295. The woman was angry police would not take her home, but she also refused to tell them her address. She ended up in Detox instead, but only after declaring she was going to fake an anxiety attack, and then proceeding to do so.



I don't know who writes these little gems, but this is the second time I've picked up this newspaper and I'm going to continue to do so just for this section of the newspaper. I read them out loud to Zuddy and we crack up.

6 comments:

Michelle said...

That's hilarious. I would pick up that paper, too.

So where is part II of your story?

Amy said...

What is going on Martha??? Three days and three posts???

Will tomorrow be the next installment of the garlic festival saga?

Sarah said...

lol!! Love it!

MJ said...

My friend's brother is the chief of police in our little town. At a party he let us play with his breathalyzer. Only problem was you had to wait 30 minutes after your last sip for it to register properly. Because of our kindergarten-like attention spans, we lost interest after one round. But it was enlightening.

SeaWorthy said...

we have one of these newspapers..Let me tell you, it is VERY embarassing when you and your parents--AND THE WHOLE TOWN are the one you are reading about, I hear...
he he he..
(it was a long long time ago, so dont get reallllly excited)

Kim said...

I LOVE the stupid criminal stories. Who needs made up stuff when there are these people out there to amuse us?