Saturday, February 13, 2010

Seriously ......

.....I can't make this stuff up.


Remember that little neighborhood newspaper I was talking about here?  It's the one with the funny Police Calls To Service section?  


Well, here's another goodie:


Suspicious Activity

     - A resident on the XXX block of of Bernard Street East called Police Feb. 3rd because a neighbor was baking brownies that just didn't smell right.  The caller claimed it was difficult to breathe due to the smell.

10 comments:

The Mermaid Cottage said...

Maybe they were....pot brownies!

Anonymous said...

Funny! My first thought was... we live in Minnesota, it's February... windows should be closed. Then I thought- had to have been an apartment! Serioulsy, come on people!

Daniela said...

oh, thats funny. ONe time, when I was in private practice, I had a client that came into my office to tell me that his dog at a plate of brownies that he was taking to a party. He told me they were "special" brownies. I started laughing and told him that I would keep an eye on him and give him a bag of Doritos and I expected a full recovery. I did not give him Doritos, but it was funny at the time. The dog was totally stoned, and sick from the chocolate, but did end up recovering after a couple days of hospitalization.

People crack me up.

Martha said...

Mermaid....I was thinking the same thing.

Sarah? I'm so empty-headed that I didn't think about an apartment building. I just thought the caller was nuts.

Daniela? You didn't give him the Doritos? That's just cruel....he probably had the munchies something terrible....

Suzy said...

It's pot-brownie central over here on the West Coast (just north of Seattle, in BC). Every time I go out for a run, I pass by at least one puff of pot smoke. Not mine though; I promise.

Jake said...
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Kim said...

I love that stuff! Stupid people stories are the best.

Suzy said...

Hey! I don't have to write "just north of Seattle, in BC " anymore. I can write "Vancouver" because everyone KNOWS where it is now!!

It's crazy up here right now. Sooo FUN!

forcryeye said...

Ha ha! I want to live there! Ha ha. I want a neighbor that makes yummy brownies like that. Ha ha.

SeaWorthy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb1Z-MYVJGE


I have to go and change my underpants.....